and my wallet is so tapped out its not even funny. Ugh… can I get an advance on that Christmas money? Is anyone even planning on sending me Christmas monies?

I went to a go see at Kova & T last week and the elevator was broken. I tried to run up to their 11th floor office and ended up puking all over the 7th floor stair well. I managed to make the go see on time… but I dont think I smelled pretty anymore.

Like most people I ate too much.. in fact Im still not hungry and its been 2 days. Someone lost their beard and I lost 15 bucks in slot machines. Its awesome having family in Vegas.

The other day I found a website dedicated to the mistakes made in the form of icing on cake, but for the life of my I can’t seem to remember the URL or find it again. Needless to say it reminded me of this cake my mom got for me once..

heres a link to a few more, its not the original website but its good for some laughs.

A king of the hill tribute and a superjail tribute…dont ask. Oh, Hank. Warden. You had me at hello.

I lost the cork.

new favorite.

Dear Dree,

I have been to your grandfather’s house. I have petttedd his cats.

My friends are awesome. Since posting this Ive been lucky to have a few pointed out to me on the web, most of which being so ridiculously out of my price range of “theres only 25 dollars left in the checking account and i really shouldnt be spending it on a gold tank top”. This one would have been the winner if Tamara hadn’t showed up today with this lovely little thrifted gem. The neckline may need to be adjusted a little but other than that its PERFECT! Yessssss, for gold, double yessssss for good friends.

oh and this.

brag brag brag ! Just placed a HUGE wholesale order from AA thanks to my friend L*******( name withheld) and her wholesale card. So easy On the wallet. She made my day. I WANT TO BATHE IN VISCOSE!

besties. somewhere someone has photos of us eating pretzels out of eachother’s noses- $1 to the person who can locate and send them to me.

Mine got one last night.. thanks to a lot of drinks, some contra, and a room mate who makes stylesheets in his head. I realize now that it may be slightlllyyy over the top, a little much, and kind of cheesy. All of which sum me up perfectly.

Im leaving it up until it doesnt make me laugh anymore.
and yes, I wrote it small because im a baby and I got nervous the feds would show up.

and yes, that IS worlds largest diamond over there on the left.