With skin like this I should be trending hard with the tween demographic, which is generally my intended goal. Stay Warm. #vampy via pedrozeehuman

not “good” use per say.. but use nonetheless

THERES A 90% CHANCE YOU ARE NOT AT AN EVENT SO CALLING IT THAT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A DOUCHE
There’s really no need to go much further than the title here. We all know those people, most of us have been one of “those” people. ‘ohhh I’d love to meet you at the bar but I have this event thing Im going to’ – stop. It sounds lame. Unless you’re in route to the grammys after party; Save it. Actually save it anyway because we’re all jealous hateful jerks who will hope you make a drunken fool out of yourself so we can laugh about the story later.

SPEAK UP
The Homies: Slack friends always 3 bucks short on the tab? Constantly borrowing and dumping jack and cokes down the front of your sweater and returning it, unwashed? Leaves you hanging? TELL THEM. No one can fix anything if they don’t know what they’re doing wrong. You only live once, dont let people shit on you unless maybe youre into that.

advice side note: If someone you know does all of that shit, advice is to get a new friend cause that one suuuuckkkssss

Love: I feel like I’m the last person who should be giving advice on this. The second I feel those idiotwarmgut feelings my eyes dart toward the nearest exit. Get sweaty, trip;fall, loss of words, clam up,sabotage sabotage sabotage, no seriously get the fuck out of here you idiot what are you doing…………………………………………..writing this post just freaked me out and now Im itchy. Hold on, be back in a minute. So. Anyway. Where was I? Right, Im the advice giver here so what I say goes. If you love someone, you have to tell them because they’re obviously doing something right enough to deserve to hear it and swallowing that shit up will chip away at you. I seriously feel like a highschool girl writing this section but who gives a fuck. In our 20s we’re all just a ball of preteen emotions in 5inch platforms or beards, and in some cases both.

Free to anonymously submit life’s most burning questions and Ill do my best to lead you astray.

It’s been 2 weeks since my mom died and I can honestly say that not even one day has been the slightest bit “easier”.

I can’t wait for the holidays to be over so I can get back to work. This lull in activity is chipping me away or maybe I just havent eaten enough cookies yet.
The Weekend did this

Im not even sure what day of the week it is anymore.
Ive got an appointment to go back to white blonde on January 8th, if I survive that long.
Happy Holidays, Everyone.

gimme.
its cold and i feel outrageous.
my brain and the internet have been out for a week due to .. storms.