my friends getting 97,000 youtube views.

same birds, new house.
Ive had three hair colors this month.

lets?

I tried to map out a list of my life which quickly proved tedious.. and thats just not something Im about. Despite borderline abandonment of the whole thing, I think I got a few important things in there. sort of. eh, who cares.

Current timeline activity: listening to ken play slayer while perched on the side of my bed, thats in the livingroom…
“what the fuck do I play next? meshuggah?”
” uhhh, I dont really play black metal for fun Rachael.”
” listen to this guitar part, youre gonna be like WHOA I JUST WENT TO HELL”
“I made this song on my moms couch”
“check this out, it will make you go to hell”

Urban Outfitters Early Fall Catalog x Photobooth and Manic Panic

sorry ive been working; ill be back soon

Liz got the day off to celebrate a holiday we made up.. which, according to her, is only ok to do if you’re in a cult. So we’ve created one. If you’re interested in said cult please see below:

If you show up to work early, make a phone call to kill time, then some how end up late for work- join our cult

If your best friend has been missing for three days and you think she’s dead, and then call the police while she sleeps soundly in the room next to you – join our cult

If you have no idea who the fuck let you infiltrate the fashion community OR the bar with ZERO credentials – join our cult

If you put herbal supplements in the cats food so you’re not the only pill head in the house – join our cult

If you’re judging me for my pastel pant suit and not my eating disorders – join our cult

If you find it appropriate to get tattooed at 4 in the morning in a room attached to a kitchen, on your face - join our cult

If you agree that a calorie in a cupcake exists but a calorie in a cupcake flavored shot does not- join our cult

If you look like you have a job or you’re not a professional skateboarder – don’t try to date us

If black on black on black describes your wardrobe or you yearn for a gold lamè shoe – join our cult

If you wake up and aren’t alarmed by being covered in red because neither spilt wine or blood stains phase you- join our cult

If you got too drunk during daylight hours to talk about the cult – join our cult

If all of the stolen watches you are wearing display the wrong time - join our cult

If the bartender is a complete and you love her for it – join our cult

If your coke hookup sells out of the local Macy’s - join our cult

if you want to sound “less like mean bitches and more like grimey sluts” – join our cult

If your reasons for dating a man are because he slightly resembles a rapper by race or delusional ability - join our cult

If someone calls you out for surviving 2 years on bird seed and spray butter – join our cult

If youre trying to dress like a golden girl or a goth – join our cult

If you’ve tried to hit on Bob Saget and he denied you – join our cult

If you’re wardrobe consists of mens t-shirts youve acquired, who the fuck knows how, and a 500$ platform shoe – join our cult

If you and your best friend extensively talk about eachothers favorite emoticons and what they mean – join our cult

If you just lost your car key and your best friend lost her shoe at a mall bar at 6:22pm on a Tuesday … join this cult.

We may or may not be wasting time but you definitely have by reading this post.

PSA: Do not join our cult.