Cast Of Vices Bag, Unif Mens new jacket, bye bye macho man.

I dont feel like making a palm springs post but these photos are pretty funny so here ya go. Welcome summer of awkward bathing suit photos and over saturated photo treatments. I never do stuff like this.. pools..sunshine.. not really my thing but it was my good friend, Janina’s, birthday. Im not going to pretend like I disliked a minute of it.

Yellow Heels: Lanvin//Cutoffs: Vintage// Boots: JC//Green Bikini: Insight// Black One Piece: H&M

Good Morning, Im Rachael.

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

Q: What is E.T. short for?

A: Because hes got little legs.

Thank you, This concludes Morinings With Rachael

It would just be click/saves from Ignored Prayers and probably some other stuff…

I would never have a tumblr- I talk too much.

I planned on making this really long post about the use of religious iconography trending so heavily this past year but the more I wrote the more I got sidetracked debating my own faith and thats just a plain chore. And its Sunday.. there are no chores on Sundays..because its the day of rest? ..or hangovers? Resting because of your hangovers and praying that it will go away or that someone will show up with some Cheeto Puffs. Seriously, beam them down to me space god.

I dunno. I like dinosaurs and evolution and Im sure in some theory the jesus, and the god and the giant reptiles can all live happily together. blah blah blah here I go again.. side tracked. Im thinking far too much about a graphic on a Tshirt and a Forever21 ring. So Im leaving you with the images Ive been saving for the post and the invitation to comment if you see fit. Be good humans and we’ll all be ok in the end.

The BBC

Actual Pain

Urban Outfitters

and thinking about how great it would be to wake up there.
Times is changin’. I need a move.

Its a day look.

I was in middle of trying to figure out how many Bagel Bites was “O.K” to eat in one sitting when I overheard a girl I work with laughing about how John Bowmen and John Galliano are next to each other in her phonebook. The reality of it all hit me while I was dry-shaving my legs in my car before my next fitting: I’m seriously so out of my element everyday.. and totally ok with it. I just hope no one catches on.

Also, hellllllllloooooooo on the left there. seriously. hi.

Friend of Mine and Shakuhachi. Yep, Australia is killllinggg it.