HiBye

Can we talk about how ridiculous the new cheetos are?

Idiocracy Coffee;  Mom pissed off at her manicurist; Jesse’s shit-stache, Sushi joint feels the pinch and uses white out to reuse the menus; This is either a cloud of humidity or a mosquito swam.. either way, home sweet home.

semi-funny, what’d you expect?

If (and when) I switch the channel when the Bernie Mac show comes on.

Because he’s dead.

It’s been a year since Ive been to Florida. Not going to lie, I’m kicking my legs in excitement.

Ive been horrible at updating this. Even worse at shooting photos of my office plants.

Chemo is “over”, for a few weeks anyway. I had an exam on Friday and had some of the retired (I dont like terming them dead) cancer cells removed. Good news. Get it out of me.  Bad News? Radiation starts in about a week and a half. Although the removal of the cancer cells is a type of “freeze radiation” the actual radiation (Brachytherapy) will be a little worse, Im not really sure what to expect though. The idea of having these little seeds planted in my body for a period of time has me dreaming of melting metal and green, glowing skin. Hell, they wouldnt give me anything that wasn’t safe…. right? Radiation poisoining for the loved ones? eh. kids stuff.

How do I feel?  tired, anxious, sick of red wine,  and full of puke…. but happy.

Ill keep this updated.

Everyone knows Fruit Stripe is notorious for 2 things. Being undeniably delicious and running out of flavor a minute into enjoying said deliciousnessessnesss but have you ever noticed how long the gum stays soft? Sure, chewing flavorless gum is fruitless (pun and no pun intended) but I put myself to the test to see how long it took before it turned into a jaw destroying, rock hard ball. I spit it out about 45 minutes in, which is much longer than a normal piece of gum lasts. So, its settled. Fruitstrip CEO cocksuckers, you have created quite the conundrum. The best tasting, longest last, fastest flavor-losing chewing gum… IN THE WORLD.  win win lose.

I have no idea what is going on this in minivan but I want to be in it.

22 hours and 2 thousand dollars later. I posted some photos of the inside of the building before and that post got tons of views. We’ll start with my personal favorite; the fully garbbed indian out front of the building stuffing his head dress into the trunk of his oldsmobile. Here you go, weirdos.

I took a break from blogging, mostly because I accidently deleted( dont ask) it but the kind folks that I host this piece from were kind enough to have an almost up to date back up on hand.

The billboards around LA are rivaled only by the upfront racism and anti-abortion, aborted fetus signs you can still find on that stretch of highway that cuts through the lower part of Alabama. I look forward to this one on the way in. Theres no time for sugar coating to 80 mph morning commuters.